Bercow Robbed of Final Golden Handshake

Inspite of getting his standing decimated in SW1, the damning bullying investigation into John Bercow remaining him remarkably “un-cancelled” from his careers and positions, from college professorships to his JLA talking gig. Guido has a sensation a appropriate-winger would have suffered much additional had a report found them to be a serial liar and bully…

On the day the report was released, Tory MP Caroline Johnson instructed a single study course of motion:

“There are a variety of information of Mr Bercow’s period of time in business throughout the developing, which should be found on a perhaps day by day foundation by his victims. In light-weight of this report and the need to set heritage in context, is there any intention on the element of Mr Speaker or the Speaker’s Office to place explanatory plaques alongside them—for illustration, up coming to Mr Bercow’s portrait in Speaker’s Property?”

In a equivalent vein, 1 co-conspirator spotted that, in the Peers’ staircase in parliament, there is a section of wall focused to previous speakers’ coats of arms. A single piece of masonry has by now gilded, their dread staying it had been carried out so in anticipation of Mr Bercow’s addition.

Anxious, and hoping to reduce an egregious waste of taxpayers’ money on these types of a memorial, Guido endeavoured to get clarification for the co-conspirator. He now learns that only all those Speakers who have been presented a peerage will be additional to the wall, that means Bercow doesn’t, and will never ever, qualify. As an further precaution, the gold-painted house is perfectly over five toes earlier mentioned the ground, which means Bercow simply cannot sneak in and paint it himself…